The Drunkest Uncle

The Drunkest Uncle

In addition to making you feel uncomfortable at family gatherings, I like booze of all sorts and I love depictions of pretty women. Clothed, partially clothed, nude. Black, white, and everything in between. Images from yesterday or from decades or centuries ago.

I'm interested in what you might call the persistence of imagery and beauty. I get obsessed momentarily with what makes a particular kind of beauty and stick on that theme for a while as I look around the wonder that is the internet. (A wonder, that is, if you like beautiful women--when I was a boy, by God, you really had to work to see a boob.) A pose. A setting. A look. A kind of dress. Could be anything. But I always move on.

18+ and NSFW.

Happy to remove or credit at the request of an image's owner. Contact Also happy to answer any questions or get comments about what I post, but if you're going to send me an anonymous message telling me that I should stick to one time period or one kind of image because you won't follow me because I'm too random, don't bother. I'm happy if other people derive some pleasure from this, but it's mostly for me. Also, if you're one of the people who occasionally send me a message out of the blue protesting when a black woman shows up here, you can fuck off. If I had more time to find them, I'd put up a lot more both because I would enjoy it and because it would bug you.

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Sun, 31st Mar — 870 notes

“…lovely in a breath-taking way…”

“…lovely in a breath-taking way…”

Mon, 24th Sep — 6 notes

Sat, 22nd Sep — 235 notes

Sat, 22nd Sep — 7 notes

For some reason she reminds me of a deranged Goldie Hawn. That’s a good thing, by the way.

For some reason she reminds me of a deranged Goldie Hawn. That’s a good thing, by the way.

Thu, 20th Sep — 3 notes

vigorton2:

Candy Barr in another pleasing pose.

Candy Barr in another pleasing pose.

Sat, 15th Sep — 71 notes

vigorton2:

Bambi Hamilton

Bambi Hamilton

Mon, 10th Sep — 42 notes

Wed, 1st Aug — 9 notes

God, she’s so pretty I’m seeing double.

God, she’s so pretty I’m seeing double.

Thu, 26th Jul — 11 notes

Bettie Page by Bunny Yeager.

Bettie Page by Bunny Yeager.

Sat, 14th Jul — 166 notes

Susan Denberg

Susan Denberg

Thu, 5th Jul — 1 note

curvyswervydames:

Baby Doll Nighty in the Wild

curvyswervydames:

Baby Doll Nighty in the Wild

Thu, 28th Jun — 186 notes

mondotopless:

Eve Eden

Eve Eden

Fri, 22nd Jun — 30 notes

It’s when I see pictures like this that I first think “Whoa, she’s hot for a woman who’s probably dead now,” and then I think, “Wait, lemme check to see if that’s my grandma before I find her attractive…”
So far, good luck! The woman in the picture has never been my grandmother.

It’s when I see pictures like this that I first think “Whoa, she’s hot for a woman who’s probably dead now,” and then I think, “Wait, lemme check to see if that’s my grandma before I find her attractive…”

So far, good luck! The woman in the picture has never been my grandmother.

Sun, 17th Jun — 47 notes

by Julia Skalozub
lingerie-love:

Anna Sbitna

by Julia Skalozub

Anna Sbitna

Tue, 7th Feb — 144 notes