Everyone wants what she’s got!
“Gilbey’s Vodka dramatizes flavor, not with taste of its own, but with smart, smooth, undetectable spirit.”
Ah, the implied date-rape motif of so much vintage booze advertising. A reminder of sweeter, simpler times.
Let’s watch as April Summers stalks a glass of wine from downwind so as not to frighten it….
Dormitory Women.
Another trifecta: redhead, brunette, blonde. Also, an allegorical painting, if I’m not mistaken, teaching you everything you need to know about women. Redheads are vain and spend all their time primping. Blondes are moody, depressive bitches. And brunettes? Lushes, every single one of them. This accords exactly with my long experience.
cover art by Robert Maguire
Motivation to head toward the bed after too long sitting looking at Tumblr.
Grand Slam Girl. “She had a face like an angel and a body like a goddess, but she had no past…and maybe she was to blame for my brother’s death!”
I don’t have a brother, but I’m pretty sure I’d still sleep with his killer if she had a face like an angel and a body like a goddess.