So…

I stumbled onto this tumblr thing about 2 years ago. Think I stumbled off of it a few months back, but I’m only just now about catching up with reality, which is pretty much par for the course with me. Always a day late and a dollar short.

Anyway, I got no right inflicting myself on the world in this fashion, so I’m going to quit cold turkey, something that I’ve rarely been able to do with my addictive personality. Was just going to quit quit without posting anything, but I do have some affection for various folks that I follow and that have followed me, and thought it’d be kind of rude. On the other hand I’m well aware of the phenomenon of the whole “I’m shutting down my tumblr” drama business, then coming back, then leaving, then…. Well, that’s not what this is. Just a goodbye.

I’m going to get me a new dog and buy a basket case of a big old American car (there’s a rusty piece of shit ‘55 Mercury I’ve had my eye on a couple of towns over). Think those’ll both do me more good than spending my declining years posting weird stuff here.

Course, I’m not saying I won’t peek in now and again at all the stuff some of you put up. I like boobs and I like funny things, and I especially like funny things that involve boobs (and monkeys and food), and tumblr is a pretty good source for all of that. But I won’t actually be signing in or posting or replying to messages—just spying.


Thanks to everyone who’s provided me with entertainment and conversation over the last couple of years. I appreciated it all and enjoyed it. Thanks also to the folks crazy enough to follow me. I hope everyone’s dreams come true and all your lives turn out in the very best way possible.


—Mike

Tue, 6th Aug — 20 notes
Tue, 6th Aug — 33 notes
Mon, 5th Aug — 118 notes
Mon, 5th Aug — 494 notes
How do I know it’s been a good day?

Because it’s 3 o’clock and I have yet to put on pants. That’s how.

Sun, 4th Aug — 5 notes
loutigergirl99:

Bexterity.com

loutigergirl99:

Bexterity.com

Sun, 4th Aug — 21 notes
Oops! Sun, 4th Aug — 70 notes
Looks kinda sexy. Will end badly. Like most things that look kinda sexy.

Looks kinda sexy. Will end badly. Like most things that look kinda sexy.

Sun, 4th Aug — 16 notes
treadmill-to-oblivion:

A great day for a cookout!

treadmill-to-oblivion:

A great day for a cookout!

Sun, 4th Aug — 128 notes
girlsidliketokiss:

Rayonnante

girlsidliketokiss:

Rayonnante

Sun, 4th Aug — 58 notes

The ‘Vampyr’ vacuum cleaner, 1924

The ‘Vampyr’ vacuum cleaner, 1924

Sun, 4th Aug — 263 notes
altern-pinup:

Alternative pinup girls http://bit.ly/1bp7xQg

altern-pinup:

Alternative pinup girls http://bit.ly/1bp7xQg

Sat, 3rd Aug — 155 notes
louismazzini:

cosmosonic:

Gene Tierney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lunch was on Gene Tierney!

louismazzini:

cosmosonic:

Gene Tierney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lunch was on Gene Tierney!

Sat, 3rd Aug — 21 notes

Jo Collins 

Jo Collins 

Fri, 2nd Aug — 143 notes
Thu, 1st Aug — 630 notes